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Bronx Mowgli 

The horrendous name given to the spawn of Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz and singer Ashlee Simpson. Born Thursday, November 20, 2008. 'Bronx' is after the NYC borrough, and 'Mowgli' is after the character in The Jungle Book. Basically an epic fail in the world of celebrity baby names.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Pete and Ashlee named their son BRONX MOWGLI??"
Person 2: Yeah, that poor kid's gonna need therapy.
Bronx Mowgli by bobinr05 April 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Bronx Mowgli 

person 1: "did you hear what pete named his baby?"
person 2: "no! what?"
person 1: "Bronx Mowgli"
person 2: "...WHATTHEFUCK!?"
Bronx Mowgli by cristinaaaaaaa April 3, 2009

Bronx Mowgli 

name of Pete Wentz & Ashlee Simpsons first son.
Bronx is a great name but MOWGLI??
Voted one of the ugliest celebrity baby names of the year.
Kid: Hey do you think Bronx is cool?
Kid2: Yeah, pretty cool name.
Kid: His full name is Bronx Mowgli..
Kid2: WTF?? Hell no
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