Mower Dick'd

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.

Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."

by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014

dick moper

When you deny your woman or wife sex, and the next day she mopes about it and doesn't want to leave the house.

My wife is such a dick moper sometimes, just because I was too tired to give it to her last night.

by harry wharton April 20, 2008

Dick Mover

When watching, listening to or thinking about something that gives you an erection.

I thought about (name) last night, they're a real dick mover.

by The strange being June 19, 2014