Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!
Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre
A dark and shrouding ninja that strikes when you are least expected. On the Wiki's IRC, he prowls the the trivia to kill. He can be seen casually around with a smirk on his face and an arm on a woman's chest. Be warned, for He has the power to block your ass from coming anywhere near his RJackson meat.
WindPower: Yo, wut up, mah homie-G-doggie dawg with the foshizzle nizzle.
Moussekateer: Nothing much, just banning Newbs
*Pilk joined chat*
Wintergreen: Ohai, Mark.
Pilk: Hey, guys. Hey, Moussekateer... OH MY GOD, IT'S MOUSSEKATEER
Pilk: /buttsecks Moussekateer
Moussekateer: :(
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.