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Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!
Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre
Moustakas by Souf. May 24, 2021
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Moussekateer 

A dark and shrouding ninja that strikes when you are least expected. On the Wiki's IRC, he prowls the the trivia to kill. He can be seen casually around with a smirk on his face and an arm on a woman's chest. Be warned, for He has the power to block your ass from coming anywhere near his RJackson meat.
WindPower: Yo, wut up, mah homie-G-doggie dawg with the foshizzle nizzle.
Moussekateer: Nothing much, just banning Newbs
*Pilk joined chat*
Wintergreen: Ohai, Mark.
Pilk: Hey, guys. Hey, Moussekateer... OH MY GOD, IT'S MOUSSEKATEER
Pilk: /buttsecks Moussekateer
Moussekateer: :(
Moussekateer by Wikianess January 18, 2011
The reason we should save humanity. No other creature makes that shit
-what did you eat today?
-MOUSAKA
mousaka by frutotrela February 21, 2021
When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
moustakas by Nick_G. January 16, 2008
Moussaab is an Arabic man with an insanely big penis and multiple talents, as soccer and flirting. Has black hair, cute eyes, and a beautiful smile.
I miss my ex moussaab he is the perefect ma
moussaab by anonymous November 21, 2021