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Fattest guy to ever exist in the universe. Literally he can't even walk, although when he sees food he can run like Usain Bolt. He often gets bullied by Marios because of his fatness but he always fights back with his special move of eating him. He is a narutard and he simps for Namikaze Minato. He loves cars and he wishes to fuck one. Don't mess with him!
Moustakas: Ti leei paidia ti kanete?
Marios: Fyge re kwloxontre
Moustakas by Souf. May 24, 2021
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Moussekateer 

A dark and shrouding ninja that strikes when you are least expected. On the Wiki's IRC, he prowls the the trivia to kill. He can be seen casually around with a smirk on his face and an arm on a woman's chest. Be warned, for He has the power to block your ass from coming anywhere near his RJackson meat.
WindPower: Yo, wut up, mah homie-G-doggie dawg with the foshizzle nizzle.
Moussekateer: Nothing much, just banning Newbs
*Pilk joined chat*
Wintergreen: Ohai, Mark.
Pilk: Hey, guys. Hey, Moussekateer... OH MY GOD, IT'S MOUSSEKATEER
Pilk: /buttsecks Moussekateer
Moussekateer: :(
Moussekateer by Wikianess January 18, 2011
The reason we should save humanity. No other creature makes that shit
-what did you eat today?
-MOUSAKA
mousaka by frutotrela February 21, 2021
When someone sticks a baseball bat in someone's ass, but done politely by asking if they would prefer the knob or barrel of the bat.
"Is Amy walking weird today?"
"Oh yeah, you didn't hear? That crack whore got moustakas'd last night by a Louisville Plugger!"
moustakas by Nick_G. January 16, 2008
Moussaab is an Arabic man with an insanely big penis and multiple talents, as soccer and flirting. Has black hair, cute eyes, and a beautiful smile.
I miss my ex moussaab he is the perefect ma
moussaab by anonymous November 21, 2021
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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