Mousefur

A light brown she-cat from thunderclan, she’s said to have eyes like sun-lit ice,
She currently resides in starclan, her brother is Runningwind, she lived under SunStars, Bluestars and Firestars leaderships. She’s snappy but sweet once you get to know her.

Mousefur is my favorite character

“Look!” Sorreltail gasped
Mousefur’s spirit leaped up from her body and bounded like a kit across the clearing.

Mousefur by LilliLobster November 24, 2021

mouseturd 

A bastardization of the word mustard, for people who like to garnish their burgers and dogs and swear at the same time. Goes well with katshit.

Joe: All this burger needs is a little mouseturd ... mebbe some katshit too.
Celia: <sigh> Can't you say anything without fucking swearing for once?!
Joe: <rolls his eyes> Tse, I'm just kidding, for fuck's sake!

mouseturd by ocius1 April 6, 2009

mouseburger 

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

mouseburger by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

mouseturbating 

When someone clicks so rapidly that it feels like masturbating and everybody in the room starts looking awkwardly and grossed out at him.

- Eddie, stop mouseturbating, jeez!
- But I found this game... check it out! You'll never beat my record!
- Haha, 8 clicks per second, this is crazy!
- Told you!
- ...it still feels wrong.

mouseturbating by treznik September 8, 2010

mousefuck 

When you're looking at porn and your parent's walk in on you and your wireless mouse gives out.

Dude 1: Shit.
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: I was on the computer looking at porn, and I thought I could get away with it but then I got mousefucked.

mousefuck by Enrique Glazeddoughnuts November 28, 2007

Mousefire 

A rat that has simply set itself on fire and has run into a colony of cats to kil itself. Mousefire can also be a firey bitch woman who likes cats and will kill if is not fed chicken or is messed with.

Example for the rat:

Cat #1: "Hey is that another Mousefire running around here?"

Cat #2: "Yeah the fire on it might burn us down."

Example for the person:

"Damn your girlfriend is a Mousefire!" Bob says to Billy.

"Yeah that's why I'm afriad to break up with her," Billy says. "She might murder me!"

Mousefire by Valsha May 2, 2009