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A "callusing" of the skin on ones lower wrist/forearm. Skin is rough,slightly elevated and generally darker than other areas of skin."mouse pads" are a result from using a mouse for extensive periods of time via gaming,porn,or just general use or a computer mouse.

Damn, I've got mouse pads from all that p0rn I watched last night.

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"What is that on your wrist?" "Oh, these?" "Just mouse pads."

Mouse Pads by Mihspehelled August 20, 2008

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mousepad

The slap of materiel used to glide your computer or laptop mouse around on.

The mousepad was free with the purchase of my computer

mousepad by LalalaChickenNuggetBoi December 14, 2017

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Mousepad-sexual

A person who is sexually attracted to mousepads. Humans no longer satisfy their desires and so they find sexual satisfaction in mousepads

Whats your sexuality?
I'm mousepad-sexual

Mousepad-sexual by Fortnite MGee February 18, 2021

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mousepad

Another word for the hole a rat goes in.

HAHAHAHAHA i made a funny. i think.

mousepad by ananomus July 22, 2004

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mousepad

(French word) Mousepad is something that you pee, eat, drink, shit, and have sexual intercourses with someone.

Person 1: Yo bro I just got a mousepad, wanna use it together?
Person 2: Hell Yeah! What should we do first?

mousepad by xXsuper-edgerXx February 22, 2024

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mousepad

when a male chops his cock off with a cleaver and then shoves the dethatched cock into the females anus and then has the female suck his cock as he sucks on the bottom on of his dethatched cock while its still in the females ass as he shoves a mouse in the females vagina while she's on her period

he gave me a mousepad and then died it was so sad but worth it

mousepad by thundecock December 9, 2024

Twisted mousepad

Not being able to move around correctly, like a computer mouse on a twisted mousepad.

"Jerry was walking down the hallway like it was a twisted mousepad!"

Twisted mousepad by Sharkgirl945 March 17, 2023

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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