Mouse Chocolate 

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

Mouse Chocolate by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

chocolate mouse by Telephony July 25, 2014

Chocolate mallow mouse poop 

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .

That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.

Chocolate mallow mouse poop by Foodcritic August 7, 2018

Chocolate Moose 

When a guy is giving a girl A creampie in the ass and she shit's all over his cummy dick!

Chad : Hey girl how about some anal tonight!
Kiersten : Ok but that chili you made may create some Chocolate Moose!
Chad : Ohh Nice!

Chocolate Moose by SlopNChop October 26, 2016

Lil’ Chocolate Mousse 

That little dollop of stool found on the penis after a deep dick anal session.

I was so far up in them guts she gave me a lil’ chocolate mousse.

Lil’ Chocolate Mousse by Dick Onchin October 3, 2020

Chocolate Mousse 

The character 'Chocolate Mousse' was a sensitive yet mucho black French mercenary in the 80's comedy film "Top Secret". Chocolate Mousse was often seen smoking a cigar and carrying large, inappropriate ordinance around in the film such as an 18th century ship cannon or a large oversized machine gun. In the 21st Century, Chocolate Mousse has become a cliche on internet websites such as fark and many people photoshop the character into stills from other films where he doesn't belong.

Brian was a tosser but he thought he was Chocolate Mousse around the ladies.

Chocolate Mousse by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005

Chocolate Moose Knucle 

A larger version of a camel toe on a women of dark complexion

Dam girl, that aint no camel toe thats a chocolate moose knucle.

Chocolate Moose Knucle by Asphalr1 April 30, 2019