a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
by busterboner August 30, 2009
A woman who draws a guy to sexual attraction. One who you fanasize about having sexual intercourse with.
by the original Ducky November 9, 2006
Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole
I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.
by ala a nigga January 3, 2009
by Afanofourbadassmounties February 17, 2009
A security guard that works within a mall. They are necessary because of all the mall people. A Mall Mounty usually walks around the mall patrolling all the crevices and giving mall people a hard time. A mall mounty is a mall people's worse enemy.
by Lance M. Snyder December 2, 2006
I have to work so hard because my sister is a county mounty. She's only had a job for maybe 3 months of her whole life.
by Dwayne September 24, 2004
by Light Joker May 30, 2004