canadian mounty

Where you titty fuck a chick and your ass is over the bitches face, so her neck hurts unless her nose is in your butthole

I'm about to canadian mounty your mom and she won't let her neck hurt because she'll of die of neck cancer, faggot.

by ala a nigga January 3, 2009

canadian mounty

Most bad@$$, mother fucker you'll ever meet

a canadian mounty, nuf said.

by Afanofourbadassmounties February 17, 2009

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018