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brokeback mountie 

a usually masculine member of any military, fraternity or law enforcement agency that is such a hard-ass, dickhead that heterosexual people under their command become temporarily sexually uninhibited and submissive in their presence as a way to show allegiance.
Lt. Fisher enjoyed seeing me scrub the latrine floor in my boxers today-he's a real brokeback mountie!
brokeback mountie by busterboner August 29, 2009
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Brokeback Mountin' 

The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."
Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.

brokeback-mounted 

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.
brokeback-mounted by dar ted December 29, 2006