GradeAUnderA told you to search for this to see the stupidest named animal and you did. Good job for ya mate u ain’t the lazy bastard we all thought u were!
Any Normal Human: Hey! Look at that frog!
Some Stupid Scientist: oMg WtF i’Ve DIsCovErEd A nEW spECieS!!! I’Ll cALl iT A moUntAIn cHiCken!! sUReLy noBodY wILl GEt conFuSeD!!
Any Normal Person:
Scientist:
Any Normal Person: *jumps out a window*
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).