Mount Airy

A small shit town in NC inhabited by people that still proudly drive around with a confederate flag attached to their loud redneck ass trucks. Also inhabited by a small population of people that hate them because they’re with the shits and not ignorant or inbred. People here act like being from the south is a positive thing, which should already tell you enough...wtf. The only thing people do here is sit in the parking lot of Cook Out for hours or shoot up heroin in the parking lot of Walmart.....ew. Bullshit schools and bullshit jobs. You can also randomly find a charging station for Tesla’s at the Sheetz gas station, which is fucking weird because no one with enough intelligence and money to have a Tesla would come near this stupid fucking town. Trash.

I can’t wait to fucking leave Mount Airy.

Mount Airy by Lola 400 October 17, 2019

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Mount Airy, NC

A very small town in the middle of no where. It borders the Pacific Ocean near Guam and Australia. Andy Griffith is from this small town. The teens there find it very fun and yet boring. It is in the spleen of Tennessee. Mount Airy is a great town.

Taylor: "So where ya from?'

Miranda: "Mount Airy, NC. It's in the spleen of TN!!"

Mount Airy, NC by PrinceGotSwag January 8, 2012

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Mount Airy, NC

Mount Airy, NC. What a beautiful city, that's if you plan on retiring there. If you're planning to raise children you might as well drive 30 minutes south to winston-salem Where the only thing fun to do for teenagers is go to the mall or for the little kids is Chuck E. Cheese. A town only known for Andy Griffith. No seriously there is nothing else this town has to be proud of, they have a playhouse, a museum and a statue as small as this town in the same vicinity. Oh yeah and the autumn leaves festival, an event that happens every year on the first day of fall on main street where you can't take two steps without bumping into someone else walking in the opposite direction as you. There are barely any black people in this town, the black people here are so close it's basically like they're related. You could literally stand anywhere in town and still see Pilot Mountain.

Person 1: Where are you from?

Person 2: Mount Airy, NC

Person 1: Where?

Person 2: You know that town Mayberry that Andy Griffith is from?

Person 1: No

Person 2: My point exactly

Mount Airy, NC by efil4aggiN February 3, 2019

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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