Mother's Ass 

Used as an expletive when something bad happens to you at that moment.

After hitting your finger with a hammer: "Mother's Ass that hurt! I gotta remember to wear my fucking glasses!"
or
When you wake up one morning and realize that you are living down by the river in your van: "Mother's Ass... this fucking blows!"

Mother's Ass by rcraig November 14, 2011

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass 

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.

You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass by no can clammupah April 30, 2006

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother 

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog by b4stard November 10, 2005

Your mothers ass! 

Often said during the mid-latter portion of the twentieth century as a replacement for terms like “Goddamnit” or “Jesus Christ!” In a more religious based society.

Oh Your mothers ass! He cut me off! Did you see that?

Your mothers ass! by Frederic shculenburg September 18, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020