Mother's Ass

Used as an expletive when something bad happens to you at that moment.

After hitting your finger with a hammer: "Mother's Ass that hurt! I gotta remember to wear my fucking glasses!"
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When you wake up one morning and realize that you are living down by the river in your van: "Mother's Ass... this fucking blows!"

Mother's Ass by rcraig November 14, 2011

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the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.

You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass by no can clammupah April 30, 2006

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Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother

Why Is AMerica ferrera's Lesbian Ass Is ALways Only TalkignTOHEr Mother by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog by b4stard November 10, 2005

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Your mothers ass!

Often said during the mid-latter portion of the twentieth century as a replacement for terms like “Goddamnit” or “Jesus Christ!” In a more religious based society.

Oh Your mothers ass! He cut me off! Did you see that?

Your mothers ass! by Frederic shculenburg September 18, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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