Mosxi

Mosxi is an old name taken by people with bad bad memories.

"What was my name?"
"You are such a Mosxi!"
"Who are you?"
"Take your meds, old man Mosxi."
"Did my finger go into your soup?"
"Such a silly guy, Mosxi"

by Mosxi May 6, 2023

mosin-nagant

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.

Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!

by Realmendrinkbeer94 June 20, 2011

moshi moshi man

Papa Meags. The king of RPO Peek Zone Bubble and will fuck your bitch.

Only people who know the name Moshi Moshi man will go to heaven

by lilnuggie04 May 11, 2020

just mossin

Chillin with your mates.. relaxing having fun

What are you up to son? Not much ma. Just mossin with the boys.

by joshsmuh March 31, 2019

mom moshing

Women who once moshed pit at rock concerts. Years later they mosh once again, in front of their children.

Girl: Hey Devon, how was the Gathering of the Juggalos?
Devon: It was the worst concert of my life.
Girl: Why?
Devon: My mom tagged along with and was moshing the entire time.
Girl: Gross, mom moshing?!?!
Devon: smh...

by velvetgotham December 5, 2017

Mosiah

Strong, good-looking, caring family-man that will put a smile on anyone's face and makes everyone feel good about themselves, especially his girlfriend/wife

Jonny: Dude, who's that guy that all the girls seem to be crazy about?
Steve: Mate.. That is Mosiah.
Jonny: Damn.. How does he do it?!?
Steve: It's just Mosiah, init? That's what he does.

by Walter Whitty White March 9, 2015

Moshigan

The name given to Michigan by it's metalcore inhabitants, also, the general belief that there is a good mosh scene in Michigan.

See You ANext Tuesday is from Moshigan.

by ReeLAPSE! March 15, 2009