Mossadpappu

A tragicomic archetype found primarily in the comment sections of geopolitics-obsessed subreddits and right-wing Twitter (X) threads. A mossadpappu is a die-hard Hindutva sympathizer who is convinced that if he just types "I stand with Israel" often enough, he will be granted honorary citizenship in Tel Aviv, a high-paying job in high-tech, and an escape hatch from his current life of lukewarm chai, stagnant career growth, and unrequited love.
He operates under the delusion that he and the Mossad are engaged in a strategic partnership, despite the fact that he has never left his parent's home in Tier-2 India and his primary tactical engagement is an online flame war with a bot from a different time zone. He believes that adopting the aesthetic of a geopolitical hardliner will magically replace his miserable existence with the aura of an international man of mystery.

I asked him to help fix the kitchen sink, but he said he was too busy analyzing geopolitical proxy wars to save the world from his couch. Stop being a mossadpappu and go buy a wrench.

Mossadpappu by famished_writer May 19, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008