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Monica Pinto 

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.
Monica Pinto by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

Monicult 

A massive collection of passionate, like-minded people who gather around HarliquinJester - one member of the stream team "DeathFlower" - whose publicly available real name is Monica. Monica has garnered a large online following of people who abide by her "rule of chaos" and approach to both life in-general and hobbies.
The symbol of their loyalty is a photo of Monica magnifying her mouth with a magnifying glass. The procedures and requirements for gaining membership are as-yet a secret.
A: Are you going to the next Monicult meeting?
B: I want to, but I can't make it to her next stream...
Monicult by GameDr04 May 24, 2021

monica geller 

An awesome character on the super popular hit TV show Friends. A sexy, gorgeous brunette with OCD who has a burning desire to keep things clean. Passionate, devoted, loving and a terrific chef,her apartment is one of the central areas of the show and the Friends gang always gathers there. Married to Chandler Bing and adopted two children - Jack and Erica (twins). Younger sister of Ross Geller.

Played by the insanely hot Courteney Cox.
Monica Geller : Oh look honey! Someone finally submitted a definition about me!

Chandler Bing : That's great sweetie! It was about time anyway...

Monica Geller : I KNOW!!
monica geller by Mr.Bamboozle May 17, 2012

Monica Lewinsky 

The most famous cocksucking intern in the history of the United States.
Bill Clinton: OOoh Monica! Suck it good! Yeeah! Take it all, bitch!
Monica Lewinsky: Mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm mmmmmmm!
Monica Lewinsky by hahaa September 18, 2003

Monica I 

Monica , very cute girl who can brighten up anyone's no matter how bad of a mood they're in . i love you qt - loser
Monica I by kewlkaat-LAWL November 18, 2011
Cute, beautiful, smart, mysterious, with perfectly shaped face and hypnotic eyes. She will make you smile and laugh, have weak stomach, and many times make you feel jealous on purpose from time to time. She has beautiful messy hair, which makes her look wild and inviting. If you find one you will want to spend the rest of your life with her and be with her forever until you’re 70.
Do you see that beautiful girl over there with the hypnotic eyes? She must be a Monica!
Monica by Sakolw May 14, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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