Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
by BlindButAware May 6, 2014
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