Morse Goal

Any goal in any sport that is not deserving of a goal. Typically requires little to no skill and involves a substantial amount of luck. Morse Goals often infuriate those who have been scored upon and possess skill. Apply to sports video games such as Fifa 10, NHL 09, and NHL 10 as well as real life sports.

X "Oh my god that goal I scored was dank"
Y "That was a Morse Goal and you know it."

X "Did you see Wayne Rooney score that Morse Goal?"
Y "That sir is a paradox, Wayne Rooney is a soccer god."

Morse Goal by Bob Jobs May 17, 2010

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Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.

Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!

Mickey Mouse Goal by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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