Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
Get the oxy-moron mug.
A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.
Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020
Get the Oxy-moron mug.
Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."
Fresh from rehab the oxy-moron shared extensively about how dope N.A. is.
by David1965 March 23, 2022
Get the Oxy-moron mug.