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Morning piss chemicals 

There has got to be something special about a morning piss.
Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
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Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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