Morning egg

Foul smelling early morning shit.

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!

Morning egg by Dr Wally November 19, 2010

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials

Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

How do you like your eggs in the morning? by The real Jim Bowen February 26, 2020

how do you like your eggs in the morning? 

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl

hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

how do you like your eggs in the morning? by 🅱️ophie February 27, 2020

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay

how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

how do you like your eggs in the morning by @1_rachelgraham_4 February 27, 2020

good morningggggggg 

A really annoying way of waking someone up. The person waking up will often grunt and set the mood for the rest of the day.

Person A: Good morningggggggg

Person B: Shut up

good morningggggggg by annon12345690-0981` May 29, 2018