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Morning egg

Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!
Morning egg by Dr Wally November 19, 2010
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

how do you like your eggs in the morning? 

the best pick up line that one could use; pairs especially well with a black beret, will get you the girl
hi i’m date mike. pleased to meet me. how do you like your eggs in the morning?

how do you like your eggs in the morning

scrambled if not your are officially gay
how do you like your eggs in the morning?
oh boiled ok so your gay and that's ok honey.

good morningggggggg 

A really annoying way of waking someone up. The person waking up will often grunt and set the mood for the rest of the day.
Person A: Good morningggggggg

Person B: Shut up
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