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The festive holiday in the tv show Futurama. Having created a robot Santa to carry out the work of a real Santa, an error in his programming causes him to judge that everyone is naughty. Xmas is therefore a holiday of fear, where all hide from Robot Santa as he tries to kill everyone he finds on xmas day.
The xmas song! (to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town)
He Knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast you're ass from here to Pakistan!
You Better not move you better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you dude
Santa Clause is gunning you down!

merry xmas everybody!!!
by Dr Wally December 19, 2010

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An insufferable arsehole who owns every piece of apple technology possible and goes on about it all the time.
Person 1"Mike just got the ipad 2."
Person 2 "He already has an ipod, iphone, macbook pro and mac. If he keeps going on about his apple stuff I swear I'm gonna hit him."
Person 1 "He's such a stupid apple whore"
by Dr Wally September 05, 2011

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A term for in a rare shit which floats vertically in the water instead of floating sideways.
Guy: Oh my God come and look at the man overboard i just made! I've been trying for years!
by Dr Wally November 20, 2010

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Foul smelling early morning shit.
Guy 1: Ahhh what is that smell?
Guy 2: I just took a morning egg.
Guy 1: I dont need to smell that in the morning!!!
by Dr Wally November 16, 2010

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The leading cause of carpal tunnel and/or repetitive strain injury in Urban Dictionary editors.
Guy1:Thats another Don't Publish!
Guy2:Yeah. Why are so many of these urban dictionary definitions people's names, badly misspelled, full of grammar errors and...OH GOD CARPAL TUNNEL
by Dr Wally November 24, 2010

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A shortened form of Wanking and Crying (or cranking) to be used while in public places to avoid dodgy looks from passers by.
(whilst in a public place)
Guy1: wheres fred?
Guy2: he's having a WC
by Dr Wally November 24, 2010

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A beautiful woman with an insatiable sexual appetite. She is usually found flaunting her impressive assets on street corners, bars etc. Shanta is always up for anything but does draw the line at a Canadian Sperm Rocket. Often house mates of those lucky enough to spend the night with Shanta will hear several loud exclamations of gumph.
Guy 1: Who is that fine ass bitch over there?
Guy 2: Thats Shanta. I had her last night. She's Fucking amazing.
Guy 3. Yeah she has a great gumph but she declined a canadian sperm rocket last week.
Guy 1: I'll have to book her in for this evening.
by Dr Wally November 13, 2010

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