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Morning cucumber

That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

by CrazyPants McGee September 13, 2009

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