Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

by 2BRO2B October 08, 2015

Early Morning Suprise

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

by arsenalpete316 March 18, 2009

morning suprise cumming

this is where the a guy wakes his girl up with a full load in waiting and htis is ten fired at her with particular aim to her eyes.if done properly this can cause large ammounts of humur to the day.

yo babe wake up your late for work
"oh crap"(opens eyes)
"what the fuck do u think your doing!....ahh a cant see! shit that stings....fuck off u piece of turd" etc etc.....

by james watson March 08, 2005