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Morning Bruises
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Bruises
you wake up with on your legs from
walking
into things drunk
the night
before.
*Guy 1* Man
my legs hurt
for some reason.
*guy 2* Oh you have
Morning
Bruises
by
MAXXX13
November 15, 2007
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