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Mormon Woody

Getting a hard on while reading the Book of Mormon
John: Dude. I was reading the Book of Mormon and I got a hard on.

Matt: Jesus Christ! Talk about a Mormon Woody
by Rnegade November 6, 2010
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Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it
Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class
by Azncraft November 9, 2015
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