The act of licking the edge of the opening of another person’s nostril for the purpose of sexual gratification
“Man, Susannah and I totally made out last night”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, she even gave me a Mormon rimjob.”
“Nice, brother.”
“Yeah?”
“Yeah, she even gave me a Mormon rimjob.”
“Nice, brother.”
by TeaPartyMonster September 10, 2021
A term describing mormon events, church duties, religious practices, reading material, generally anything involving the mormon religion or culture.
Usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn't want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won't agree, or understand anyway.
Used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.
Used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.
Usually used by a mormon to a non-mormon who doesn't want further inquire further in his doings or whereabouts, because the non-mormon won't agree, or understand anyway.
Used by mormons to get out of something, and scapegoating it on their church.
Used my non-mormons to describe the behavior of a mormon, or to ridicule a non-mormon for exemplar behavior.
Non-Mormon: Want to hang out this Sunday?
Mormon: Nah dude, I have mormon stuff to do.
Non-Mormon: What are you reading?
Mormon: Mormon Stuff
Non-Mormon: Want to go to the bar with me tonight?
Mormon: I'll pass. I have mormon stuff to do.
Non-Mormon 1: Let's go to the strip club.
Non-Mormon 2: Nah, I have mormon stuff to do.
Sherie to a girlfriend: Jim didn't want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.
Mormon: Nah dude, I have mormon stuff to do.
Non-Mormon: What are you reading?
Mormon: Mormon Stuff
Non-Mormon: Want to go to the bar with me tonight?
Mormon: I'll pass. I have mormon stuff to do.
Non-Mormon 1: Let's go to the strip club.
Non-Mormon 2: Nah, I have mormon stuff to do.
Sherie to a girlfriend: Jim didn't want to go for a late night skinny dip at the lake, he had better mormon stuff to do.
by grace52775 August 24, 2011
Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.
by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021
by Johnny1981 September 12, 2021
A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.
Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly
by lolninjahasligma July 29, 2018
Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
by kevmosis September 8, 2009
by Queen of the anal April 15, 2016