A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.
by broncogunner June 13, 2008
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someone who likes sherbet in Sprite
If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"
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The act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon
Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year.
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The religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of.
Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon?

Me: I'm 14!
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Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday.
by crisper2 March 3, 2011
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A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains.
"Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses."

"Well, I'm a Mormon"

"Okay... bye!"

"Works every time!"
by Gloverboy6 January 11, 2010
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A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.

A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.

Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
by Ilisten2Metal June 5, 2014
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