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mormantrum 

When a Mormon man throws a verbal, condescending tantrum because a woman has questioned something about the LDS church or a man's Priesthood authority. It usually includes the man telling the woman her behavior or words are wrong, or accusing her of not following the gospel correctly.
Female church member: Women should have equal rights in the church.

Mormon Bishop: Apostles and Prophets speak the word of God. You believe lies, distortions and deceptions! You have a spirit of anger, revenge, darkness and apostasy that will consume your soul!

Female church member: My Bishop just threw a mormantrum.
mormantrum by BishopNobody July 1, 2019
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Momantum 

When two men resort to a form of physical contact due to their momentum.
Two guys walking towards each other in a crowd suddenly see each other and their momantum causes them to give an akward man hug instead of a handshake. This usually occurs with men who haven't seen each other recently but, could happen with strangers.

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Momantum by G0T_the_LIFE July 17, 2013

Mormântu' mă-tii 

When someone gets in front of you in traffic you say mormântu' mă tii
Futu-ți mormântu' mă-tii=fuck your mother's grave
Mormântu' mă-tii by Tata Fane March 18, 2020

morntrumxity 

When you wake up and turn on the news having anxiety wondering what crazy things President trump and his administration has done.
Morntrumxity is always one of the hardest parts of the day. You just don't know what s your going to hear and what impact it will have on your life.