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Moosetrack 

A term used to describe a woman whos underwear (usually a thong) has slipped between her two pussy lips and is in plain sight.
Did you see that girl past out, she had a moosetrack going.
Moosetrack by duby5150 August 22, 2011
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Moosetrack Mining 

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.
Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!
Moosetrack Mining by cacci May 5, 2010

Mooseback 

A slur used to describe a Canadian illegally crossing the American border.
We don’t want no moosebacks in our country! They’re taking out jerbs.
Mooseback by IcyOtter January 8, 2023

Michigan Moose Track Double Stack

This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.
"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"

moosepack 

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.
Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.
moosepack by Jonis January 3, 2007

Moosetrain 

An adjective for a sound that resembles a moose getting anally raped by a train.
If your band actually sounds pretty decent, then the perfect oppurtunity to say this would be when the band first gets their music (unless of course your band is a bunch of sightreading robots)

"You guys sound like MOOSETRAINS!" lol, Tamika, can't wait

moosecack 

a large cack(cock)...popularized by those in hazlet,nj
MOOSE Cayayayaayaaack (in shouting, yodle-like voice)

or

danielle took a huge moosecack in the ass
moosecack by middle road August 11, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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