Definitions by Jonis

Hairyperatesties 

n. Slang for a Hairy Pair of testicles.

(Shit man, I needa shave my hairyperatesties)(Ew, that is one Hairyperatesties!!)

Hairyperatesties by Jonis January 4, 2007

moosepack 

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.

Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.

moosepack by Jonis January 3, 2007