Moosetrain 

An adjective for a sound that resembles a moose getting anally raped by a train.

If your band actually sounds pretty decent, then the perfect oppurtunity to say this would be when the band first gets their music (unless of course your band is a bunch of sightreading robots)

"You guys sound like MOOSETRAINS!" lol, Tamika, can't wait

Moosetrain by Priya Ravichandran June 24, 2007

mousebrain 

A playful/less offensive insult from the book series Warrior Cats

Used to describe a cat who is absent-minded or has silly or dumb actions

You’re such a mousebrain, Fireheart!

mousebrain by freewifim8 December 26, 2017

mooseprint 

a welt, or a stain resulting from someone whipping something with thier dick,leaving an imprint like a moose hoof or a spade

guy: dude did you see jen's hickie?
guy2: yeah that's nothin sue has a fuckin mooseprint on her neck
guy: nice

mooseprint by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Moosetrack 

A term used to describe a woman whos underwear (usually a thong) has slipped between her two pussy lips and is in plain sight.

Did you see that girl past out, she had a moosetrack going.

Moosetrack by duby5150 August 22, 2011

moosetin powers 

When you really groove on your mojo in the rehabilitation center. When you really put it on to have sex with developmentally disabled women

I am a total Moosetin Powers i front of that parapalegic chick. Ill bang her, youll see.

moosetin powers by Jason L Richards MEANG January 14, 2008

Moosetrack Mining 

When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.

Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!

Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!

Moosetrack Mining by cacci May 5, 2010

Running Moosetracks 

(verb)~Messing with or trying to fool someone or something

i.e. Are you tryna run moosetracks on me right now.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.

Running Moosetracks by Daniel J Donaldson October 19, 2022