Moose Horns

When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.

She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.

by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009

moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

by cody fauber December 3, 2004

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Moosehorn Mudslide

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.

Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide

by Joel junior March 26, 2021