Moose Horns

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When having sex in the missionary style you grab a girl behind her knees and push them up beside her head. This causes her to look like a moose with horns.

She wanted it deeper so I gave her the moose horns.

Moose Horns by Johny Holmes October 27, 2009

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moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

moose horn by cody fauber December 3, 2004

Related Words

moose horn • moosehorn blind hammer • Moosehorn Mudslide • moose • moose-knuckle • moose head • moose fucker • moose jaw • moose juice • moose man

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

moosehorn blind hammer by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

Moosehorn Mudslide

When someone takes a shit in the toilet so big is leaves a smear across the whole bowl resembling mud sliding down the sides.

Omg I went into the washroom and Sarah left a moosehorn mudslide

Moosehorn Mudslide by Joel junior March 26, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026