Moo Man

A 315er who likes to pork cows in the rectum or cow vag. The cow usually asks - "is it in yet?"

" Oh man - you've still got milk on your belly! You're sucha moo man!

by LeCheech August 7, 2009

Moo Moo Man

/mo͞o/mo͞o/man/

noun; A mythical “man” or being who lurks in the dark in potentially dangerous places, seeking out vulnerable children. It’s used by parents as a way to frighten younger kids into avoiding these locations unsupervised, such as spooky forests.

Synonyms: The Boogey Man

“Stay out of the basement at night, you don’t want the Moo Moo Man to get you.”

by cowboyluigi38 September 24, 2020

MOO-man

One of a race of My Opinion Only Jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.

After a particularly grueling day selling houses, the MOO-man decided to pop a Bruce Springsteen cassette into his boombox and rock out.

by CptSpandex January 13, 2009

man-moo-verse

Poetic style, originating in England. The subject of the poem is the relationship between a human and a cow.
It is not uncommon for these poems to be very short, and they often,but not always adopt the structure of a haiku.

Daisy,
I drink your milk.
It feels good sliding down my throat.
Daisy.

by Zippo August 15, 2003

Bruv man moo init

to talk or chat to your very established bruv mans

Nah bruv man moo init little timmy

by Nikky Nakky Moo Maa Moo October 8, 2023

bruv man moo innit

Something you say when someone puts you in a corner in an argument with word's

(We have evidence) bruv man moo innit

by Robert dow October 8, 2023