A 315er who likes to pork cows in the rectum or cow vag. The cow usually asks - "is it in yet?"
" Oh man - you've still got milk on your belly! You're sucha moo man!
by LeCheech August 8, 2009
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/mo͞o/mo͞o/man/

noun; A mythical “man” or being who lurks in the dark in potentially dangerous places, seeking out vulnerable children. It’s used by parents as a way to frighten younger kids into avoiding these locations unsupervised, such as spooky forests.

Synonyms: The Boogey Man
“Stay out of the basement at night, you don’t want the Moo Moo Man to get you.”
by cowboyluigi38 September 25, 2020
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One of a race of My Opinion Only Jersey midgets that sell real estate and wax nostalgia about forgotten rock and roll bands.
After a particularly grueling day selling houses, the MOO-man decided to pop a Bruce Springsteen cassette into his boombox and rock out.
by CptSpandex January 13, 2009
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Poetic style, originating in England. The subject of the poem is the relationship between a human and a cow.
It is not uncommon for these poems to be very short, and they often,but not always adopt the structure of a haiku.
Daisy,
I drink your milk.
It feels good sliding down my throat.
Daisy.
by Zippo August 15, 2003
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Something you say when someone puts you in a corner in an argument with word's
(We have evidence) bruv man moo innit
by Robert dow October 8, 2023
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