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Montbello 

A Black/Latino nieghboorhood in Denver, Colorado often refered to as the Bellos, or just Bellside. Home of the Montbello Warriors. From Peoria to Chambers up to 56th nigguhs hold the turf down. Home of Rappers Interstate Ike, Hawkman and Young Doe all hail from the 56th and are certified G's...you square niggas will neva see us....Jello hatin ass niggas
Yup nigguh Im dro'd out bellsiding like theys NO TODAY MY NIG! WHY HATE MONTBELLO?!
Montbello by YuNG BlitZ October 4, 2008

Montbello 

A Denver suburban area that attracts lower middle class families and minorities. Often referred to as "Montghetto" and a "Piece of shit hood" by former president Theodore Roosevelt.
"Hey man, can you pick me up?" - Montbello resident
"Yeah, where at?" - Uber driver
"Montbello" - Montbello resident
"I ain't going to fucking Montghetto nigga" - Uber driver
Montbello by bellside nnigga April 4, 2017

the montpellier standard 

A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
The teller at the bank today was kinda cute

Yeah, but remember, we're judging by the Montpellier standard