A Black/Latino nieghboorhood in Denver, Colorado often refered to as the Bellos, or just Bellside. Home of the Montbello Warriors. From Peoria to Chambers up to 56th nigguhs hold the turf down. Home of Rappers Interstate Ike, Hawkman and Young Doe all hail from the 56th and are certified G's...you square niggas will neva see us....Jello hatin ass niggas
Yup nigguh Im dro'd out bellsiding like theys NO TODAY MY NIG! WHY HATE MONTBELLO?!
A Denver suburban area that attracts lower middle class families and minorities. Often referred to as "Montghetto" and a "Piece of shit hood" by former president Theodore Roosevelt.
"Hey man, can you pick me up?" - Montbello resident "Yeah, where at?" - Uber driver
"Montbello" - Montbello resident "I ain't going to fucking Montghetto nigga" - Uber driver
A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.