A Black/Latino nieghboorhood in Denver, Colorado often refered to as the Bellos, or just Bellside. Home of the Montbello Warriors. From Peoria to Chambers up to 56th nigguhs hold the turf down. Home of Rappers Interstate Ike, Hawkman and Young Doe all hail from the 56th and are certified G's...you square niggas will neva see us....Jello hatin ass niggas
Yupnigguh Im dro'd out bellsiding like theys NO TODAY MY NIG! WHY HATE MONTBELLO?!
A Denver suburban area that attracts lower middle class families and minorities. Often referred to as "Montghetto" and a "Piece of shithood" by former president Theodore Roosevelt.
"Hey man, can you pick me up?" - Montbello resident
"Yeah, where at?" - Uber driver
"Montbello" - Montbello resident
"I ain't going to fucking Montghetto nigga" - Uber driver
A lowered expectation of male attractiveness causing you to find normally substandard specimens reasonably good looking. Usually applies when in a city with an abnormally low percentage of attractive males. A dangerous phenomenon that can result in poor decision making, such as sleeping with street magicians you meet in Monoprix. Also known as "the Mulhouse standard"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!