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What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.

A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)

Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”

Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”

Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
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