Monster Energy

A company that has ruined my life in the best way possible, and YOU, yes YOU need to try a monster

this is not a sponsorship for monster energy, i just have problems, no you can't judge me

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

Monster Energy

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018

Monster Energy

The drink of Kyles...

Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.

by Wiener Drizzling August 5, 2019

Monster Energy

The drink that cool kid 12 year olds named Kyle drink

Kyle : MONSTER ENERGY IS LITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

by SweatyDonkeySwag December 1, 2019

Monster Energy

A terrible sports drink that is just as healthy as battery acid

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

by wweeer November 23, 2020

Monster Energy

The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.

"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"
"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"

by thetruth5401 July 13, 2009

Monster Energy

a drink for annoying people

Jo: hey ash did you see Kennedy drinking a monster energy?
Ash: I know what a loser. *drinks Rockstar like a CHAMP*

by Officialopposum August 8, 2021