A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

A small, mythical being, resembling a leprechaun, that engages in inappropriate activities.

A viscous family game where the board is usually picked up by someone and used to whack someone's head.

See Bill Gates, Microsoft.

Monopoly: A bored, (pardon the Freudian slip), game.

monopoly: A legal concept that has been legislated out of existence by attorneys, judges, and legislators. Now that all legal definitions of monopoly are unlawful, simply understand this: When a corporation is so big that it doesn't need to worry about whether consumers like doing business with it, because they have no choice, it's a monopoly.

The act of feigning ignorance about something and asking people about it.

Monopoly is the act of masturbation. Mono, meaning one, and poly, sounding like 'pully'. so one person, pulling their penis. this can be used for females, but they won't be pulling anything