CEO-spam

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letters or e-mails from a CEO in your company/corporation where you can find all kinds of marketing bullshit, very general statements that have nothing to do with the real life and which offend the employees' inteligence

Paul: Have you checked your e-mail today?
Mike: No, why?
Paul: Well, you're gonna have a few laughs as there is some CEO-spam waiting for you.

CEO-spam by KurtSteinerPL April 23, 2011

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CEO Steezy

An upcoming nigga from Little Rock who drop fire music

Jay: Aye u heard of CEO Steezy?
Jaquan: Hell yeah his music go hard asf

CEO Steezy by Pimpdaddy501 November 4, 2020

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CEO shower

When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.

This term mostly used in startups.

I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.

My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.

CEO shower by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022

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CEO Smile

An artificial smile made by a person placed in a situation of power, meant to mislead And/Or misdirect the conversation.

CEO: No, my company didn't kill that person (CEO Smile). He must have rapidly aged to the point were his head came off of his own body naturally (CEO Smile).

CEO Smile by the2ndflood August 4, 2008

CEO Steezy

An upcoming nigga from Little Rock who drop fire music and his flow hard asf

CEO Steezy fasho is upnext

CEO Steezy by Pimpdaddy501 November 4, 2020

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CEO SWAY

When one CEO of a corporation has great influence on chosen individuals.

This CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL has so much CEO SWAY on the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN due to the former now beleaguered CEO of the WYNN STEVE ALAN WYNN.

CEO SWAY by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 3, 2021

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CEO Special

The severance received by the CEO of United Healthcare on December 4, 2024.

My health insurance company just denied my claim for chemo. They said my form of skin cancer is not on their list of covered cancers. More and more, part of me hopes their CEO is the next to receive a CEO Special.

CEO Special by Ruedii December 8, 2024

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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