monogamous relationship
„Do you see these too over there? They are like super loyal. They are in such a monogamous relationship.“
monogamous relationship by Klaaaaus14 June 25, 2018
Words you can keep
Committed monogamous relationship
(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.
Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".
Committed monogamous relationship by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021
Monogamous non-relationship
A situation in which two people decide that they want to be sexually exclusive without taking on the title of "boyfriend" & "girlfriend" or having any type of official commitment. Often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.
"John has been with that girl for a few years now. Is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?"
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."
Monogamous non-relationship by Bravs53 March 30, 2013
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!