Monkeyboy

See Steve Ballamer.

A derogatory nickname for the current CEO of the Microsoft Corporation.

"Hey, did you see that video of Monkeyboy the other day?"

by LeesyKate July 15, 2008

MonkeyBoy

Steve Ballmer - CEO of Microsoft

Is known as Monkey Boy for jumping around on stage like a monkey screaming and dancing.

Link to Monkey Boy:

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

by Developers June 01, 2005

monkeyboy

A person who is content to be medicore

Monkeyboy sets his alarm-clock so he can be up in time for the morning gridlock. He wouldn't want to miss his dead-end 9-5 job and the 3 hours a day he spends in traffic.

by Dave1234 August 12, 2006

monkeyboy

Usually a person of low intelligence. possibly somebody who works in retail, more than likley works in the stockroom.

Right monkeyboy, I want this stockroom cleared by 12.00, Then you can make us all a nice cup of tea.

by Buggs July 22, 2003

MonkeyBoi

(n) Someone who does menial tasks quickly and efficiently, such as adding hundreds of links to a website.

(v) The act of insulting someone, then denying all knowledge of said insult, frequently used during "drunk/skype" conversations.

(v) A unapologetic fart, belch or other bodily noise which is then announced in case someone missed it.

EXAMPLE:

"What? There is a whole bunch of work to be done? Give it to MonkeyBoi, he's super fast at it"

EXAMPLE:

Neil: Come on Max, agree with me…bro’s before ho’s
Pam: Are you calling me a ho?

Neil: ummmmmm…no?

Pam: Well, since Max would be the “bro” and I’m the only other person in this discussion…I must be the ho. Just admit the truth, don't be a Monkeyboi!

Neil: I just farted

by Ayanna12 October 26, 2009

monkeyboy

gay guitar player with bald head and glasses

i hear that monkeyboy likes it up the anus while he strums his plank

by eamon target September 04, 2003

monkeyboy

small townie like object, often referred to as s0ck

peon

by Mick May 20, 2003