Monkey Steals the Peach 

v. A martial arts technique mastered by Michael Wu where one drops on his knees with one arm up to block, and the other hand is thrusted into the opponents croch, often resulting in the end of the fight.

I'm gonna Monkey Steal your Peach if you don't shut up!

Monkey Steals the Peach by &owned November 24, 2004

Monkey steals the peach 

1- the act of ripping someone's bollocks off
2- the group responsible for the song "Guitar Hero"

1- oww! someone used "monkey steals the peach" on me
2- hey, did you hear Monkey Steals the Peach? man they are EPIC

Monkey steals the peach by Get on ma horse October 29, 2009