Monkey pants 

Pajama pants with monkey print.

I wore my monkey pants to bed on Friday.

Monkey pants by mirmirladybug October 17, 2012

monkey pants 

After having shit your pants and walked around in them, allowing the shit to harden on your pants creates monkey pants.

Billy's monkey pants were making him walk funny.

Joe had chaff marks on his leg from his monkey pants.

Susie crapped in her new blue jeans, therefore turning them into monkey pants.

monkey pants by Billy Hogan July 30, 2008

monkey pants 

When you make a pair of trousers out of monkey fur. Usually worn by caucasian people trying to immitate persians...

Yo, that guy's not a persian, he's just wearing motha fuckin' monkey pants...
(proceed to jump out of Escalade and give white guy the old 20 to 1)

Hey Bobby have you ever noticed that Persian people look like they're wearing pants made of Monkey Fur?

monkey pants by roxycatmd October 30, 2007

Mr Monkey Pants 

A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.

"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"

Mr Monkey Pants by White Shadows August 8, 2006

monkey bum pants 

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

monkey bum pants by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

monkee pants 

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!

Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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monkee pants by Louisiana trouser wowser July 4, 2016

Pants money 

An amount of cash totaling 5 or more dollars that is lost without noticing and found much later in a pocket of a long-unworn item of clothing. Pants money is like a gift from your past self to your future self.

"I thought I was going to be broke until payday, but I found 50 bucks in pants money in my old jeans!"

Pants money by MedeaDemonblood August 25, 2011