Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants

Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas

Monkey gas by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

Alabama gas monkey 

A hot rod thinks he's from the south

James. Fuck you nigger I got a mustang better not pit you greasy hands on it
Tyrone.what the fuck did I do to you

James. Nothing ... Revs up the engine ... Like that nigger that's your ancesters on this dick
Tyrone. Your just a alabama gas monkey

Alabama gas monkey by Fuckerindapussy4 May 16, 2018

gas monkey 

when something is pretty sick or in general righteous, that is gas monkey.

can also be shortened to gas monk

bob: *lands a kickflip*
kevin: that was pretty gas monk

kevin: what did you think of the movie last night?
bob: it was pretty gas monkey

gas monkey by moosseess September 29, 2021

Gas Money 

A few extra dollars you pay your drug dealer to get to you faster.

Can you be here in 20 min if I throw you some gas money?

Gas Money by Noah98 November 10, 2018

Gas Money 

the money you have to spend on gas to go somewhere; also an excuse to not go somewhere

Noel: Hey Alwin, come to Kundiland. Let's play some cricket.
Alwin: Nah dude. I dont have that gas money

Gas Money by Curry_Boy February 28, 2015

gas money 

when you give an attractive girl a ride. gas or ass for payment, gas money" is her giving you head while you drive.

Girl: "Can I get a ride home?"
driver: "give me some gas money"

girl gives him head while driving.

gas money by sam jacobson April 21, 2005

gas money 

a term used instead of “weed money” in front of snitches or parents

“yo, did yu bring your gas money?”

gas money by blossom1107 June 13, 2020