monkey tennis 

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

monkey tennis by SimonBr May 5, 2007

Monkey Tennis 

To be all things rock and roll life style related. ie sex, drugs, rock, roll, prostitutes, porn, booze, guitars, loud noise, dirty women, fighting, arrests, tattoos, yowza, etc

The Monkey Tennis Experience, Leeds based rock band are fucking YOWZA!!

Monkey Tennis by Barnarby Quim March 3, 2004

monkey tennis 

Womens Football

haha, look at them women trying to play football; it looks like monkeys trying to play tennis

monkey tennis by Mr Rense April 20, 2004

Monkey Tennis 

The holy fucking grail

Its Monkey fucking Tennis what do you want a diagram you cunt?

Monkey Tennis by J January 9, 2004

Monkey Tennis League 

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.

The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.

Monkey Tennis League by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012

Tennis Shoe Money 

Somewhere between dirt poor and F*#% You Money. It's the initial indicator of modern financial freedom, allowing a person who has Tennis Shoe Money to wear trendy athletic shoes while conducting business activities that would otherwise demand a different class of foot wear. Generally centered around tech start ups, Tennis Shoe Money has spread to other business sectors.

What's up with the silver sneakers at the office?

He's got Tennis Shoe Money.

Tennis Shoe Money by Izri Simms March 1, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022