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Poon Monkey 

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!
"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"
Poon Monkey by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010

Baby Monkey Poontang

That of which is the poontang of a baby monkey. Used for sexual misconduct.

moneypoon 

When you’re not married but you spend money to vacation nicely with your significant other and you’re also having sex. Like a honeymoon, but more informal and less marriage.
Babe, we’ve been working so hard lately. Let’s take a nice break and go on a little moneypoon.
moneypoon by ecdancer85 April 23, 2018

monkeyphone

A group of young men who enjoy doing prank calls, going by the names Drew, Mark, Eric, and Matt. Monkeyphone is seemingly an offspring of kdk (see www.kdkprankcalls.com). They host an internet radio show on pcu radio (see www.pcuradio.com) Called Monkeyphones Retard Night. They have a small following of people, usually less than 50 listeners world wide for each show.
Have you been to www.monkeyphone.net yet? Its really cool!
monkeyphone by Matt Harper April 24, 2005

monkeyphone's retard night 

An internet webcast featured on the most popular Prank Call radio station in the world called Prank Call Underground Radio (often referred to as PCU) that is hosted by the members of Monkeyphone. This show revolves around prank calls, but includes other forms of comedy equal in hilarity to prank calls (such as nonsensical babble, awful singing, and regular comedy). This show is hosted by highschool boys, mainly by the member known as Mark and/or Joop (it is also co-hosted by the members Eric, Matt, and Drew). This show airs from 8-10 pm eastern time on PCU radio
, which is owned by KDK. They will soon be operating from the website www.monkeyphonepranks.com
I love to listen to Monkeyphone's Retard Night!

monkeyphone

A group of underground prank callers, who have a show on pcu
When I listen to monkeyphone I have NAM flashbacks!
monkeyphone by MoistTowelette11 April 19, 2006
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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