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Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.
Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!
by Beer Titan February 1, 2013
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Monkey Pile

an excited way to like a Barrel Full of Monkeys, a big jumbled pile of hard parts all akimbo, like dungeons and dragons lead figures or nails made of gold. A stack of paintings un-straitened or skewey.
I just got a monkey pile of paints!
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Monkey Pile

by Big1275 January 3, 2024
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sum bitch pile monkey nuts

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.
"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

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"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"
by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008
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pile driver money shot

It is when you are having sex in the "pile driver" position. The man applying the "pile driving" then pulls out to cum all down the face and tits of the person that is upside down in the pile driver receiver position. Because the receiver is in the upside down position, all the cum that shoots onto her tits, will still drip down onto her face.
I got so excited pile driving my girlfriend while she was upside down with her ass and pussy in the air, that I pulled out to cum, and all the cum sprayed downward all over her face and tits. The "pile driver money shot" makes the best cum on face.
by whtronin February 18, 2018
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Michigan Monkeypie

When a girl holding a hidden grudge shits in her hands without the guy knowing, and continues to smear it on the back of the guy during sexual intercourse. Usually done out of anger.
Adam: "Dude! I gave that chick an Alabama Hotpocket last weekend and she was NOT loving it.."

Chase: "Haha! That must be why she gave you a Michigan Monkeypie!"

Adam: (checking his back) "Wait, wha..? --GROSS!"
by C Phantom September 3, 2012
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