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Monkey Pie 

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A woman's genitilia that will force any man into being pussy whipped.
Man I got to go home to that Monkey pie.

I bet she got that monkey pie.

Don't eat that Monkey pie.
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Monkey Pie 

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When you shoot your cum load inside a black guy/girls ass
Chris: What happened last night with that guy?

Fox: Oh we had a great time making Monkey Pie!!!
Monkey Pie by iemikesocal January 9, 2011
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monkey pie • Monkey piece • Porch monkey pie • Monkey Finger Pie • monkey face piece of shit • Turd pie monkey • money pie • money piece • Money pies • waste of time, money and over all a big piece of over rated crap

monkey pie 

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the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth
I did a total monkey pie last night!
monkey pie by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015
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monkey pie 

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A very ugly face, typically fat.
"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."
monkey pie by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
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Porch monkey pie 

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A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.
Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.
Porch monkey pie by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008
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Monkey Finger Pie

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When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.
David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.
Monkey Finger Pie by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014
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Turd pie monkey 

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a person who acts like they are slick but they are retarted as fuck and they are really gay
Steven is a Turd Pie Monkey
Turd pie monkey by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003
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