Definitions by RoRo2992

PMTC 

Public Masturbator Trench Coat

Hey Jake, look how awkwardly close Charlie is standing to those little kids in his PMTC.

PMTC by Roro2992 April 12, 2010

Porch monkey pie 

A porch monkey was a racial slur for black slaves that were forced to sit on a porch all day. Black people love watermelons. Thus a porch monkey pie is nothing more than a watermelon pie.

Let me go to the fridge and grab the porch monkey pie.

Porch monkey pie by RoRo2992 August 6, 2008