Monkey Dunker 

Verb, Monkey Dunker.

An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.

A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.

Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.

Monkey Dunker by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008

monker dinker 

“Monker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker

monker dinker by Dodgeramdually99 April 4, 2021

monkeyfunker 

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

monkeyfunker by JayKayJake July 15, 2008