Monkey Dunker

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Verb, Monkey Dunker.

An individual who participates in the act of saturating primates within a malleable substance of varying viscosity for recreational or professional purposes.

A phrase which is usually pertaining to a denizen of Stevenage.

Jill: James, how dare you dip that baboon in that tub of marmite. You are a no good rotten monkey dunker!
James: I miss Daemon.

Monkey Dunker by Faggy Mc Balls June 21, 2008

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Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008

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monker dinker

“Monker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker

monker dinker by Dodgeramdually99 April 4, 2021

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monkeyfunker

A replacement word for motherfucker to be used when in polite company.

when you have the vicar round for tea and as you are bringing the tray in you stub your toe. now you cry "monkeyfunker" thus sparing an embarrasing moment.

monkeyfunker by JayKayJake July 15, 2008

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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